I have E. coli. The only somewhat bad but incredibly annoying and exhausting kind.
I'll write when able. Spike thing is well over half done.
Also, I was swept over a small waterfall.
Fuck this weekend.

-Pencil

When Little Timmy went for lunch,
He stopped, and cheerful, chose:
'The very best burrito-brunch,
Devoid of GMOs!'

He slowly paused to read the sign:
'We're proud to serve instead
Authentic food on which to dine -
Unmodified!' it said.

And so he gaily made his way
To step, content, inside.
But Timmy ate at Chipotle.
And Timmy fucking died.

- Poem for your Sprog, Reddit

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